Imagine a world where instead of land, there is only water. Imagine a world where you have to live in the water, where you have to breathe through gills and eat fish instead of food. Imagine a world where you are constantly wet, where you never get to feel the sun on your skin or the wind in your hair. Welcome to the world of the professional merman.
It’s not all fun and games being a professional merman. It’s a tough life. For starters, you have to be constantly wet. You never get to feel the warmth of the sun on your skin or the wind in your hair. You have to eat fish instead of food, and breathe through gills instead of lungs.
But the worst part of being a professional merman is the loneliness. You’re constantly surrounded by water, but you’re always alone. There’s no one to talk to, no one to confide in. You’re completely isolated from the rest of the world.
It’s a sad reality, but it’s the life of a professional merman.