It was a usual morning in the small, suburban town known as Sudden Valley. Most of the residents woke up, grabbed their morning coffee, and went about their day. But one morning, something strange had occurred – all of the toilet paper had gone missing! The citizens of Sudden Valley had no idea what was going on and they were desperate to get to the bottom of the mystery of the missing toilet paper.
The city was thrown into a frenzy. People began to panic as they realized they had no way to wipe their bottoms. Stores and businesses soon ran out of toilet paper and rumors began to spread like wildfire throughout the community. Everywhere people looked, they saw empty shelves and boxes full of nothing but dust.
The townspeople had no idea who – or what – was behind the disappearance of the toilet paper. Some speculated that it was aliens, some thought it was the government, and still others thought the whole thing was an elaborate prank. No matter what the theory was, the citizens of Sudden Valley were desperate for answers.
The police were called in to investigate the mysterious case of the missing toilet paper and soon their detectives had a suspect in mind – a local man by the name of Mr. Johnson. He had recently moved to Sudden Valley and seemed to be living alone. When the detectives questioned Mr. Johnson, he denied any involvement in the case but the detectives were not convinced.
The detectives searched Mr. Johnson’s apartment but could not find any evidence to link him to the crime. They did, however, discover that he had a large stockpile of toilet paper hidden in a hidden closet. When questioned further, Mr. Johnson admitted that he had bought all of the toilet paper with the intention of reselling it at a higher price.
The police arrested Mr. Johnson and charged him with hoarding and reselling toilet paper. The citizens of Sudden Valley were relieved that the mystery of the missing toilet paper had finally been solved.
From then on, the people of Sudden Valley were much more careful about where their toilet paper was coming from. To this day, the mysterious case of the missing toilet paper remains as a reminder to always be aware of where your supplies are coming from.