The 20 funniest puns of all time

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Puns are a very popular form of humor, and there are many different types of puns. Here are 20 of the funniest puns of all time:

1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

3. I’m glad I know sign language, it’s been very handy.

4. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

5. I was going to get a brain transplant, but I wasn’t sure if I could handle the brain damage.

6. I was going to get a nose job, but I was afraid it would be a boob job.

7. I was going to get a face lift, but I realized I would only end up with a new face.

8. I was going to get a tummy tuck, but I realized I would only end up with a new tummy.

9. I was going to get a neck lift, but I realized I would only end up with a new neck.

10. I was going to get a butt lift, but I realized I would only end up with a new butt.

11. I was going to get a breast implants, but I realized I would only end up with a new set of breasts.

12. I was going to get a sex change, but I realized I would only end up with a new sex.

13. I was going to get a gender reassignment, but I realized I would only end up with a new gender.

14. I was going to get a nose job, but I realized I would only end up with a new nose.

15. I was going to get a liposuction, but I realized I would only end up with a new set of lips.

16. I was going to get a face lift, but I realized I would only end up with a new face.

17. I was going to get a Botox injection, but I realized I would only end up with a new set of wrinkles.

18. I was going to get a hair transplant, but I realized I would only end up with a new head of hair.

19. I was going to get a sex change, but I realized I would only end up with a new sex.

20. I was going to get a gender reassignment, but I realized I would only end up with a new gender.

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