My Cat is Plotting to Kill Me


My cat is constantly looking at me with a sinister glint in its eye, as if it is plotting to kill me. It always follows me around the house, never taking its eyes off me for a moment. I have tried to keep a watch on it at all times, but it always seems to be one step ahead of me.

I first started to suspect that my cat was plotting to kill me when it began to hide things from me. It would hide its food in different spots around the house, or under the bed, so that I couldn’t find it. And whenever I would try to get near it when it was eating, it would hiss at me and back away.

Then, one day, I came home and found that my cat had shredded all of my clothes and spread them around the house. It also pooped in my shoes and peed in my bed. I was horrified. I knew then that my cat was definitely trying to kill me.

Since then, I have been constantly on guard, watching my cat like a hawk. I am always careful not to turn my back on it, and I never let it out of my sight. I am convinced that one day, it is going to make its move and try to kill me. Until then, I will be watching it like a hawk, waiting for its next move.

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