I’m Sorry I Ate Your Book


I’m sorry I ate your book. It was an accident, I swear! I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when I saw your book sitting on the table. It looked so delicious, with its colorful cover and tempting title. I just couldn’t resist taking a bite.

I know you’re probably wondering why I would do such a thing. Well, I have a bit of a problem with books. You see, I love to eat them. It’s just something I’ve always enjoyed doing. I can’t help it, they’re just so delicious!

I know it’s not the most conventional way of enjoying a book, but it’s just the way I like to do it. And I promise I don’t mean any harm by it. I know you probably put a lot of time and effort into writing your book, and I appreciate that. I’m just sorry that I have to eat it instead of reading it.

I hope you can forgive me for my actions. I know it’s not the most ideal way to enjoy your book, but I promise I’ll try to be more careful in the future. I’ll try to resist the temptation to take a bite out of your book next time I see it.

Thank you for understanding.

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