I Taught My Cat to Use the Toilet and Now He expects Me to Wipe His Butt


I’ll never forget the day I taught my cat to use the toilet. It was one of those “a-ha” moments where you just know that something amazing is about to happen. From that day forward, my cat would no longer have to use a litter box – he could just do his business like any other member of the family.

The process wasn’t easy, and it took a lot of patience and perseverance on both our parts. But in the end, it was totally worth it. Not only did my cat learn a new skill, but I did too. And now that my cat knows how to use the toilet, he expects me to wipe his butt.

It all started with me observing my cat’s natural instincts. I noticed that he liked to squat down when he urinated, so I thought maybe he could learn to do the same for defecation. I also noticed that he would often try to cover up his waste with litter, so I knew he understood the concept of cleanliness.

Armed with this knowledge, I set out to teach my cat how to use the toilet. The first step was to get him comfortable with the idea of sitting on the toilet seat. I did this by placing him on the seat every time he used the litter box. He was resistant at first, but I just kept at it.

Eventually, he started to get the hang of it and would stay on the seat for longer periods of time. The next step was to teach him how to actually go to the bathroom in the toilet. I did this by placing a small amount of litter in the toilet bowl and showing him how to squat over it.

Again, it took some time and patience, but eventually he caught on. And once he did, there was no turning back. From then on, he would always use the toilet whenever he needed to go.

The final step was to teach him how to wipe his own butt. This was by far the most challenging part, but I was determined to see it through. I started by showing him how to use toilet paper to wipe his own face.

Once he got the hang of that, I moved on to demonstrating how to wipe his bottom. It took a while, but eventually he got it. And now, whenever he goes to the bathroom, he expects me to wipe his butt.

It’s been a few years now since I taught my cat how to use the toilet, and it’s been working out great. He’s never once had an accident, and he always uses the toilet when he needs to go. And best of all, he expects me to wipe his butt.

If you’re thinking about teaching your cat how to use the toilet, I say go for it. It’s a lot of work, but it’s so worth it in the end.

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